logging into tumblr for the first time in months and it feels like i’ve entered the fucking twilight zone

anyway if ur reading this hi how are u :)

von-karma:

throwback to the time i was 8 and accidentally killed like 56 people on my ride in rollercoaster tycoon and how i was so traumatized that whenever someone brought it up for the next 4 years i would have to fight back tears

slutdge:

slutdge:

gonna try to get some tasks done today

shino-dgs:

Akita と親友

sun-sandwich:

howglorygoes:

updating my Grindr bio

catgirldecapitation:

agrees to do petplay with a girl I meet on grinder and she leaves me locked in a hot car

yesssmate:

breaking bad would be a better show if walter white had no friction n like jesse just pushes him n he just slides around

grocerystoredean:

everything in life is bad. takes a shower. washes off the gunk. oh. oh it was the gunk again.

rideitslut:

rural-mom:

stonecoldstunning:

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

ratfuck:

this is such a good headline i wish all news started with Stinky!

7vs8:

They are playing the Jerma Seaman stream at Lollapalooza for some reason

lucydonato:

telling a conservative that they’re changing curious george to bicurious george (he/they)

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

avvocarlo:

puppiesdogsandpuppydogs:

Hi. I’m Luke. I’m gettin blazed for no reason. I’m just ridiculously adorable is all.

Have a great day! 🐾

you’re not supposed to give them weed